EVIL TWIN SISTER (ETS): You know A, I really hate it when I ask someone to go on a trip with me and I’d get an answer like “I can’t, I’m doing my laundry this weekend.”. Shut the F…ront door! I bet that is REALLY exciting!
ME: My thought exactly! Why, can’t they forego doing it themselves just for a weekend? Hello! Laundromats are a dime a dozen these days, it won’t hurt your old clothes to be machine-washed once in a while!
ETS: Trudis Liit! They can just say “No, I am not interested, thank you very much!” and spare themselves from the horror of making up lame excuses.
ME: On the other hand, we can give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they were just really genetically designed to be domesticated and we should not take it against them.
ETS: Oh well, I guess that’s a good way to look at it. I think we’re just lucky that we don’t have as much hang ups in life, or we’re just plain aimless suicidal morons trying to enjoy life.
ME: We’re here!!!
ETS: Now that’s what I am talking about!
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