Saturday, November 6, 2010

Truman

Scientifically, I haven’t proven yet that I emit a certain kind of radiation that negatively affects people around me.  The following are just circumstantial evidences that I indeed am a force of nature:


  1. Most of my long-time friends, who I regularly meet or spend a lot of time with, have the hardest time looking for a partner.  I would be their go-to guy during Valentine’s, so come Feb. 14, the first one to text me, wins the date.  But one, who recently decided to settle back in Bicol, immediately found one.

All of my friends are fairly good-looking, in all colors, shapes and sizes.  They are successful in their chosen fields, intelligent and have great sense of humor.  So their not finding a partner cannot in any way be attributed to lack of appeal.


  1. My two female staff of ten years are still single.  The one, who left for abroad, is getting married soon.

  1. Those who defied the first obstacle now find it hard to conceive.  Two, who moved out of the country, procreated.

  1. Those who overcame the second obstacle are having marital problems.  One is now a widow.

  1. I have two friends who I have a negative astral/paranormal chemistry with.  Whenever we go out of town together, something ALWAYS goes wrong, BIG TIME!  Especially whenever we go anywhere near a body of water, a sea for example.  A catastrophic storm will surely soon follow.  To put the theory to a test, we separately went to Puerto Galera one weekend, and surprisingly, the day was sunshiny.  As soon as we converged, the sky turned gray suggesting a coming storm.  Fortunately, I was with my family that somehow dissipated the “curse”.  It just rained.

I don’t wanna appear that I think I am the center of the universe, but I have this odd and nagging feeling that… I am.


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